Found poem constructed entirely of mashed up Guardian comments on this article. Punctuation marks are my own.
Rumor has it that it was written by his wife.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer bloke.
To think the queen was sucking up –
just another wanna be dictator.
Dictators are such sensitive souls. Stalin
for example collected jokes about himself.
In the end he had three gulags full of them.
As for the others, well they’re also just animals
aren’t they? Fat toads. Snouts in the trough.
Clannish and tribalist, they live for their mothers.
Assad, Putin, Xi, Erdogan. It looks as if Snowball
might be undermining Napoleon.
Soft spoken Jeremy. Short-arsed asshole
isn’t fit to lead an Easter Egg hunt.
6 million arrests in the span of a week. Where
would you stack all the bodies. They make good
dog fodder. Oh wait, you could just build a few more
islands in the South China Sea out of corpses.
Try Mr. Whymper for size, he’s a solicitor.
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